Verses for Ex's

(Do you ever want to give a shot to an ex, boss, spouse,lover, etc. You may be able to find just what you are looking for in this space, which will be a continuing feature. stay tuned.)

#1 When you used to be my boss,

I was never at a loss,

in determining exactly which part you were,

of the hoss.

#2 Dear------: When first we married,

you were a vision of loveliness,

so pretty and petite.

But now you have eaten

half the world,

and can't even see your feet(check it out).

#3 Roses are red, violets are blue,

sugar is sweet, and so were you.

But then one day you changed into another.

Oh my God, you became your mother!

From ----- to ------ what a switch,

from a sweet young thing,

to a conniving (b)witch.

You say quite emphatically that

you have no remorse or guilt,

and certainly no shame,

which is the reason for

your election to,

the Black Widow's Hall of Fame.

#4 In a time long ago,

and a place far away,

we became young lovers

and our passions seized the day.

The times were so sweet,

everything seemed to go our way,

even getting stuck in the mud while making out,

seemed a fair price to pay.

But time passed,

and eventually you lost your mind.