Profiles in Color

#2 Dirty Dick

I was sitting at a bar

in a seaside town,

when in walks Dirty Dick,

and he's looking around.

He was a man of 70+ years

at the time,

and it became clear that his libido

was still working fine.

Dick spots two thirty-something ladies

at a table nearby.

So he walks right over,

but doesn't even say "hi."

Instead he says "ladies

I'm ready for a role in the hay,

and you both look good to me,

so I could go either way."

I could do one or two,

if you both want to play,

but menage a trois,

would really make my day.

So in propositioning females

we have to credit Dirty Dick,

with giving new meaning to the phrase,

"cut to the quick"

While he may not be handsome,

and is not exactly slick,

when it comes to chutzpah,

there's only one Dirty Dick.