Potty Mouth

If you want to talk to someone who's been too long at sea,

then the man you should seek, is named Captain Skippy.

While he isn't vivacious, and is sometimes not even gracious,

you can be sure that he is, unfailingly salacious.

So if you are inclined to blush

Skippy will surely give you a rush.

But can he deliver on those things he talks about?

That's for me to know, and you to find out.