While sitting at the gate,waiting to board the plane,
I see a number of passengers,with wide-body frames.
To get down the aisle on the plane,
they have to sidle, turned to the side,
because straight on, their ass is too wide.
So, to the Flying Gods, I make this urgent plea.
Don't put one of those supersized flyers in the seat next to me.
(Several months later, on boarding my flight I found the window
and middle seats occupied by two Buddha-like flyers. I was left
with one-half of the aisle seat. I thought that maybe I was being
punished for my unkind thoughts. Nevertheless, it could have
have been worse. I could have had the window seat.)
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