Tuesday, February 16, 2010

Bluefins or Blue Pills?

Shark fins are prized because they are said to enhance virility.
This may also be true of many other creatures,that live in the depths of the sea.

There are a host of marine species that are models of fecundity.
One set of parents with millions of offspring is not a rarity.

Perhaps all that fishermen need is a new marketing strategy.
Rather than fish mongers, we'll call them marine apothecaries,
so instead of selling seafood, they'll prescribe Viagra from the sea.

One hundred milligrams of oysters please!

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