Tiger's Taboos

.(Things that spectators, players, and broadcasters are prohibited from saying (or shouting) while Tiger is playing at the Masters this week.)

1. Get in the hole!

2. Never up, never in.

3.Boss of the moss.

4.Any reference to playing "head" games.

5. Any reference to Tiger's "length."

6. Any phrase that includes the words "strokes" or "stroking."

7. He put that one in there "stiff."(close to the pin.)

8. Any statement which might confuse the words "lie" or "lay."

In other words, Tiger cannot have a good "lie" or "lay,"

nor a bad "lie" or "lay." Got it!